I'm Sapir, 13 and I have a burning desire for MATD, LDR, fake news fandoms, Daft Punk, Lady Gaga, and a whole bunch of other shit. If you wanna make me smile, put stuff in my ask. <3

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

(via sadhailey)

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15 hours ago

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you

(via sealfie)

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15 hours ago

heckannoying:

when someone you hate tries to make a jokeimage

(via sadhailey)

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15 hours ago

australiansanta:

imagine if it was socially acceptable to wear a blanket around you in public in winter like you could go to a park with friends and huddle up and talk while being toastie warm or on a jetty or on a train oh my god you could make blanket forts everywhere and there could be stalls that heat your blanket and make it all fresh fuck. basically if the world was one massive mattress that would be great

(via sadhailey)

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15 hours ago

officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

(via sadhailey)

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dwarvenqueen:

onlylolgifs:

An unusual pet

OKAY I USED TO HAVE A PIG FOR LIKE 5 YEARS BEFORE I HAD TO GIVE HER TO A FRIEND AND LET ME TELL U, THEY ARE THE CUDDLIEST, HAPPIEST, PETS IN TH E FUCKING WORLD.

LIKE SHE CAME UP TO MY UPPER THIGH AND WEIGHED LIKE 200-300 POUNDS BUT I HAD HER SINCE SHE WAS LIKE 4 MONTHS OLD AFTER HER MAMA DIED AND ANYTIME I CAME NEAR HER PEN SHE WOULD CHUFF AND WAG HER STUPID LIL CURLY TAIL AND RUN SO FAST IN CIRCLES SHE WOULD FALL OVER HER OWN LEGS AND SHE WOULD LAY ALL OVER ME AND RUB ME AND GIVE ME THE PIG EQUIVALENT OF KISSSES. I WOULD TAKE NAPS WITH HER AND SPEND THE NIGHT OUT THERE SOMETIMES. AND WHEN SHE HAD BABIES THOSE LITTLE FRICKERS WOULD PLAY AND LAY ALL OVER ME TOO

TL;DR PIGS ARE FUCKING GREAT MAN

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15 hours ago

Lana Del Rey with fans, 4/15/14

Lana Del Rey with fans, 4/15/14

(Source: trailerparknoir, via daddydelrey)

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15 hours ago

hotwinger:

Every member of The Wiggles has had sex, probably.

(via heckayeah)

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15 hours ago

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(via unfollovving)

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15 hours ago

jmaslows:

image

it gets funnier every time.

(Source: louipayne, via nah-grier)

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18 hours ago

guy:

WHY DO PEOPLE START CONVERSATIONS AND THEN NOT CONTINUE THEM

(Source: guy, via penisvvrinkle)

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18 hours ago